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I believe I can explain why Saint is relevant in nearly every thread.

>Ethan
>Short for saintethan
>Short implies a nickname, AKA code name
>saintethan
>10 letters
>illuminati
>also 10 letters

Hmm, seems suspicious huh? Two coincidences in a row. Tsk tsk, 2sneeky. How about that name of his?

>Code name implies some sort of secrecy
>secrecy
>illuminati

Once again comes back to being part of the illuminati, but how about soem backstory to all this?

>illuminati is plotting to make a new world order by planting agents in governments and corporations
>agents used for gathering and sending information
>gathering and sending information
>sending
>sending mostly implies using an internet source
>internet
>filled with >644 million websites
>websites
>forums.darkspin.com is a website

Now we're getting into the meat of things! Grab some water, because you're going to spit it out soon!

>forums.darkspin.com
>website
>sending and gathering
>You send and gather information on this site
>agent
>illuminati agent
>10 letters
>saintethan
>Ethan


This 412% proves that ethan is always relevant on this website.