Post: #15
02-10-201312:45 PM
Even though lava has had multiple griefs blamed on her, that isn't the only reason many people want her banned. She has even gotten on my nerves many times and people are fed up with her. She is disrespectful, annoying, is completely oblivious to everyone, and she harasses people. Even then i do not have a definitive answer because of people deciding not to show me the griefs that she supposedly did.
"Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council, survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leaped straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, in the destruction of the planet Earth."
Get a smaller sig. -Dragon