Post: #1
07-28-201305:08 AM
Come One, come all, for good ol' Min is going to spin a tale of heartache and bewilderment that may cause your eyes to water.
Actually, fuck that. Writing long stories to please people takes effort. Fuck effort.
Anyways, I've discovered a new game that I'm abandoning Darkspin servers for. It's just so amazingly great that everytime I launch it in steam my pants are instantly soaked in my own semen.
I'm talking about Terraria.
I've decided that Terraria is going to be the only game that I play for the next several years and only on single player. I stole my mother's credit card and ordered a brand new PC just to make sure that I always run Terraria at it's maximum FPS.
Oh, an more good news! I threw out my old PC that I built and ordered a Mac Pro instead! Seeing as how I'm only going to play indie games for the next several years, I decided that my new PC is going to be too school for cool. They even added a Starbucks giftcard and a scarf for FREE*!
So tl;dr I'm leaving Darkspin for my new sugar daddy Re-Logic. Bye faggots.
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*With purchase of any $60 Magic Mouse or Magic Trackpadorsomeshitidunnolol
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if you took any of this seriously you need to completely re-evaluate your life.
Actually, fuck that. Writing long stories to please people takes effort. Fuck effort.
Anyways, I've discovered a new game that I'm abandoning Darkspin servers for. It's just so amazingly great that everytime I launch it in steam my pants are instantly soaked in my own semen.
I'm talking about Terraria.
I've decided that Terraria is going to be the only game that I play for the next several years and only on single player. I stole my mother's credit card and ordered a brand new PC just to make sure that I always run Terraria at it's maximum FPS.
Oh, an more good news! I threw out my old PC that I built and ordered a Mac Pro instead! Seeing as how I'm only going to play indie games for the next several years, I decided that my new PC is going to be too school for cool. They even added a Starbucks giftcard and a scarf for FREE*!
So tl;dr I'm leaving Darkspin for my new sugar daddy Re-Logic. Bye faggots.
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*With purchase of any $60 Magic Mouse or Magic Trackpadorsomeshitidunnolol
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if you took any of this seriously you need to completely re-evaluate your life.
u guys like minions ??? :exclamation:
